I still marvel at the abject stupidity that claims that Genesis (and the rest of the Bible) is literally true. It isn’t and people’s inexplicable infantile wishes that it is… words elude me.

Of course, there are those who have invented their own religions and agree that Genesis and vast swathes of the Bible are not, in fact, literally true but that there still is a masochistic-sadistic sky fairy who had himself tortured and killed … to appease himself. Why? Why did he torture and kill himself if there was no Adam and Eve? Flaming idiots.