Category: Programming

“You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.”

“It’s 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?”

“Programming is an art form that fights back.”

“The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually the programmer.”

“A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren’t broken.”

“The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten 10% of its capacity, the rest is overhead for the operating system.”

“COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.”

“We don’t really understand it, so we’ll give it to the programmers.”
– Unknown

“Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.”
– Unknown

“Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.”
– Unknown

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