Red Bull: The ambrosia of the gods.

Red Bull: The ambrosia of the gods.

I love Red Bull. More than is strictly healthy. I have composed an ode to celebrate my love for it:

Our Red Bull which art in a tin,
freezing be thy served;
thy fragrance come;
thy energy be done;
in the body as it is in the can.
Give us this day our daily caffeine
and forgive us Mother and V,
as we forgive those who drinketh of the V.
And lead us not to drink Lift Plus
and deliver us from Tea drinks
For thine is the flavour,
the power, and the glory,
for a very long time.
RAmen.

Blasphemy? You know damn right.