OK, that was a trick topic. YOU are not an idiot, unless you think Pascal’s Wager is a good argument, in which case you are a fucking moron. Let us now let AHughman08 demonstrate why this is so:

And that, is all I have to say about that.

Dams (female llamas) do not lick off their babies, as they have an attached tongue which does not reach outside of the mouth more than half an inch. Rather, they will nuzzle and hum to their newborns