A friend tweeted the picture below this morning and what a beautiful story it tells. Well, literally, it tells a story. A true story. Sometimes true stories are the best kind.

Here’s a quick excerpt:

Dear Christians:

God here. I thought I would take the time to personally explain my absence in the Aurora shootings. While I was at it, I thought I would also explain my absence during every other murder, massacre and crime that has ever taken place in World history, and every war, in every famine, drought and flood.

You see, I do not exist…

Behold, for your enjoyment, the god’s own truth:

Dear Christians…

Admit it. There is no god. There never was.


Edit:

Click here for the text version, courtesy of Chad Kettner at http://losingmyreligion.ca