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Comment on My thought for the day by Challenging Lazy Thinking

Challenging Lazy Thinking — Fri, 25 May 2012 00:31:02 +0000

Better still………..have an extra shot and be doubly awesome
Have a great weekend dude!

Comment on Easter. Seriously. by onefuriousllama

onefuriousllama — Thu, 10 May 2012 01:55:54 +0000

Ah thanks for that. Not that you’re going to be reading this on account of your fake email, fake link and fake name.

I’d have loved it if you pointed out all of the things I got wrong. Seriously, nothing would have made me happier.

On the other hand, “You are a complete and utter moron” is about as strong as a religionut argument gets after all.

You actual idiot.

Comment on Easter. Seriously. by bka

bka — Thu, 10 May 2012 01:36:20 +0000

You are a complete and utter moron.

Comment on ThinkGeek is made of win but South African Customs are a bunch of thieving bastards by AJ

AJ — Wed, 09 May 2012 08:55:15 +0000

Oh, shit. I ordered some stuff, and uncertain about the duty I assumed it to be 14%. This will hurt.

Comment on A short story about de-converting from Christianity by onefuriousllama

onefuriousllama — Sun, 06 May 2012 05:22:53 +0000

I’ve thought about how to put this to you, at great length, but there’s so much to say. I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re just profoundly ignorant.

I guess I’ll take it from the top then eh.

There is not even a single misconsistency in Christianity my friend.

‘misconsistency’ – not an actual word. I’m guessing you’re looking for inconsistency? Assuming that’s what you were grasping for: do you seriously want to tell me there is not even one inconsistency in Christianity? Really? You’re willing to say something that incredibly stupid? Are Mormons Christians? Do Mormons, Jehovah’s witnesses, Catholics, Methodists and Baptists believe the exact same things? No? Tell me again about the lack of ‘misconsistency’ in Christianity.

And the Bible, not one inconsistency? Bullshit. Absolute, unadulterated bullshit: http://onefuriousllama.com/2010/11/15/a-couple-of-contradictions-in-the-bible/

You see, the spiritual realm is very different to the physical realm.

Yea, the difference lies in that the one exists and the other doesn’t. Please provide me with proof that this ‘spiritual realm’ exists outside of your personal delusion. The evidence. Show me it. Until you do, it is a fantasy. A silly one.

In the physical realm, you are in control and you must run the show your way, in the spiritual realm, you must acknowledge that you are in fact not the centre of the universe.

What?!? In reality, you aren’t the center of the universe. The real world. Pale blue dot, half way up an average arm of an average Galaxy. Religion has fought that fact for centuries and you want to tell me… whatever, I don’t even know what the fuck you were trying to say there.

If you apply the first characteristic to the later then you have confusion and you end up making your own idol.

What?!? Are you on drugs or something?

14:12 There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.

What?!?! What do you believe that actually means?

Dude. Seriously. Your head. It is too far up your arse. Take it out. You’re embarrassing yourself.

Comment on About by Annabella

Annabella — Sat, 05 May 2012 21:31:06 +0000

The God Hypothesis is more of an assertion than an hysptheois. I’m fine with people saying that evolution is a theory. It is. If they understand that the theory offers our best explanation for the variety of organisms on the planet and how they change and have changed over time then so much the better. If they don’t understand that and equate theory with I think that maybe it was aliens who stole the toilet paper then there is a problem with their understanding. I don’t even have an issue with people who say that evolution is wrong. Presumably they are biologists who have come up with a competing theory that explains everything that evolution explains only better. I eagerly await their peer reviewed papers on the subject. If they are an ignorant religitard who doesn’t know that the cosmology isn’t related to biological evolution as a science then they have a problem.

Comment on A short story about de-converting from Christianity by Frosty

Frosty — Fri, 04 May 2012 22:21:06 +0000

There is not even a single misconsistency in Christianity my friend. You see, the spiritual realm is very different to the physical realm.

In the physical realm, you are in control and you must run the show your way, in the spiritual realm, you must acknowledge that you are in fact not the centre of the universe.

If you apply the first characteristic to the later then you have confusion and you end up making your own idol.

Proverbs 14:12

Comment on Why I am an atheist by onefuriousllama

onefuriousllama — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:37:13 +0000

Thanks for your comment! I think more people are questioning the existence of god(s) these days – just not quite enough yet.

Comment on Why I am an atheist by Ginger

Ginger — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:30:21 +0000

Ditto – my god (yikes did I use that word) you summed my feelings up exactly! Why do people not see that the only reason they believe in any religion is because they have been taught to from such an early age. It amazes me that more people don’t question his existence – or lack thereof!

Comment on God loves people. by onefuriousllama

onefuriousllama — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:20:56 +0000

A couple of things:

1. I don’t hate God. Any God. There are no gods to hate, ergo, I cannot hate a God.

2. Which God exactly are you referring to? You presume whichever version of God you imagine is the correct one?

3. I would dearly love to see the proof that convinced you that this God you keep referring to exists.

4. I put it to you that because you are a believer in a fairy tale, it is you who cannot possibly read ‘the word of God’ and understand what it means. The words are pretty plain to see yet you fail to read what they say and what they say is not pretty. What they imply is horrifying and what they portray should make you sick. But it doesn’t and that takes a fairly large amount of self delusion.

5. I feel sorry for you. That you must waste your life on such ridiculous superstition instead of seeing reality as the complex and amazing thing it really is.

6. I can’t help but notice you did nothing to try and falsify my argument. Why not? Instead you write some inanity saying that I can’t possibly understand. Sadly, I do understand, which is why I am not religious.