Major Payne: “Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!”
The Llama is watching you.
Category: Major Payne
Major Payne: “From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so! Killin’is my business, ladies, and business is good!”
Respect the llama. The llama was trained by Payne.

