Love is pain... and temporary man death... or something. I dunno.

Christianity…

The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although he always existed, commits suicide by cop, although he didn’t really die, in order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of torture that he created for you, but instead to make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically promise him you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mud-man were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. — Anon.

Man, I so wish I had written that. Absolute genius.

(I might have… procured the text above from here: http://atheistcamel.blogspot.co.nz/ )

Always! Be awesome.